If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. (Galileo Galilei)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)